An alternate title for this post could be “The one in which Kile sobers up enough from his scotch-induced coma to spout nonsensical rhetoric.” Heh. This weeks roundup of the truly despicable:

- Dean Heller - If you’re not from Norther Nevada you probably don’t know him but he’s running for one of the open congressional seats here. I have never seen such a deplorable, mud-slinging, low-brow campaign. And this from the guy who’s a REPUBLICAN running in a REPUBLICAN leaning district and leading by 13 FUCKING POINTS in the polls. Also, since when did the term “liberal” become a dirty word meant to be said with vitriol and derision? This guys a world-class jackass. I’d be embarrassed to vote for him even if I was a Republican.

- David Frum on Rachel Maddow - Dude, seriously I understand what you were TRYING to say on the show whcih was basically that we need to get away from low-brow politics. Bravo! Couldn’t agree with you more. But why in the world would you compare Maddows punditry with bigotry and lies? They aren’t even in the same fucking ballpark! When you were confronted with this fact by Maddow your response was to change the subject? Did you really think you were going to get the last word on that one? I’m so sick of that dismissive elitist attitude. Stand up and argue like a man you pussy (especially when you bring it up)!

- Obama-Ayers “Controversy” - Is the McCain campaign seriously going to pin all their hopes on deriding a professional relationship between Barack Obama and Bill Ayers, the Distinguished Professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago? A relationship in which they first met and worked together on education reform and fighting poverty? FUCKING LIBERALS!! Always out there trying to reform our education fight poverty!

- McCain Campaign - You do know that pinning your hopes on the Obama-Ayers “Controversy” is the last nail in your coffin right? Just saying.

What the hell am I going to complain about once the election is over? Okay I need more scotch.