Admit it: You now have “Hammer pants” on your mind. As of today this blog is operating as slackerpapa.com so both of you may need to update the feed in your feed readers to accommodate the change. I’m sorry. I’m a bad boy and need a good spanking.

There’s no denying that today was “TEH SUCK!”  I won’t bore with you with all the boring work-related, hormonal, cable getting switched off details but let’s just all agree that Slackermama and Slackerpapa will be getting pissed on Gin and Tonics.  However the day wasn’t without it’s highlights as witnessed by:

1)  Evie’s reaction to me calling her a “Pretty Pretty Princess” when I get home every evening.  Note the skirt part of her outfit hiked up due to her constantly pulling at it.  She’s going to be one of those little girls that rocks back and forth holding up her dress saying “Papa! Papa you know what?  Papa! You know what?”  I’m in big trouble:

2) Liam seeing an Oreo logo on a table card at Wendy’s and remarking:  “Cookie!”  What’s even more remarkable than knowing the logo is the fact that this kid has probaly had a grand total of 2 Oreos his entire life since we are huge cheapskates and buy the knockoff brands like “Hydrox” (does that sound like laundry detergent to anyone else?).  His brother is profoundly intelligent and so far Liam looks like he’s following in his footsteps.  One of them is bound to be an evil genius.

3) Harry purchasing two bags of candy at the store and offering me some:

Harry: Papa, you want some?
me: What is it?
Harry: Skittles!
me: What the hell is a “Skittle?”
Harry: *giggles like a little girl*

Well at least we now know which one will be the evil genius.