This weeks roundup of the truly despicable:
- The dude that shot up the church in Tennesee. He was pissed at the “liberals” for not being able to find a job and his other woes including losing his food stamps. This fucking guy was was self-righteous enough to walk into a church full of people, any of which would have written him a check, given him a place to stay, or supported him in any way they could, and shot the place up! DURING A CHILDRENS PERFORMANCE!! However, he wasn’t good enough to accept food stamps? Food stamps. Food stamps. THATS A LIBERAL PROGRAM YOU JACKASS! I hope they throw the book at you and fry your hypocritical ass.
- Have you seen John McCains new tv spot blaming Barack Obama for high gas prices? WTF?! Oh yeah I’m sure our big business loving, oil industry friendly asscrack of a President had absolutely NOTHING to do with high gas prices. Let’s just fucking ignore the fact for a second that the OIL COMPANIES THEMSELVES don’t even blame Obama for high gas prices! They blame all the poor people in India and China who don’t have a pot to piss in and make like $3.99 a DAY for driving up demand. You blame Obama? Seriously?! Is your campaign already so desperate as to stoop to such low brow tactics? Oh, and here’s an idea for your next ad campaign: HAVE A FUCKING POINT! Maybe even back it up with FACTS rather than posting up a picture and asking a question. Let’s see what else we can blame on Barack Obama? Global warming? Check. Post-BlogHer righteous indignation? Check. Shia LeBouf drinking and driving? Check. Oh and that reminds me:
- Shia LeBouf - Dude sober up and knock off the drunk driving. Seriously I love your movies and you have an amazing amount of potential but I’ll get majorly pissed off if you keep walking down the Britney/Lindsey/Paris train-wreck road.
- That guy from the freecreditreport dot com commercials. Let’s ignore for a moment that the subtle message of these commercials is that if you have BAD CREDIT then that makes you a BAD PERSON. Who the fuck are they to pass judgement especially when so many people are out there struggling to pay their mortgages and credit card bills (thank you greedy mortgage company pukes!)? No let’s set that aside and think who the main guy in the ads reminds me of. Oh yeah! My sisters loser ex-husband! This fucking guy works at the fish joint not because he has bad credit but because he played to much Doom and Civ2 in college and flunked out! Somewhere along the line he suckered some poor girl into marrying him and they promptly moved into her parents basement where he takes time out from his busy part-time schedule at the fish place to work on his “music” with his “band” (aka his buddies from the fish joint who are THIS close to getting fired for screwing off and pissing off little old ladies by yelling “yeehaaa”). When their not doing that they’re riding around in old and busted trying to pick up chicks! Who does he blame for all his problems? His poor WIFE and everybody but HIMSELF. All she’s doing is your fucking laundry trying to get the fish smell out while your buddy gets pissed for closing the door in his face. I hate those fucking commercials. They make me want to throw a brick through the tv every time they come on.
Other than that I’m just peachy! Thanks for asking!